BOAT TRIP (15, 93 mins) Starring Cuba Gooding Jr, Horatio Sanz.
BOAT Trip is a saucy banana split of sexual stereotypes and prejudices.
And like the stickiest puddings, it makes you feel rather guilty.
Never before have I watched such a risible homophobic comedy. The plot pivots around the romantic misadventures of two desperados, Jerry and Nick.
They take a vacation voyage in search of straight sex and end up stranded on a gay cruise.
Filled with squealing drama queens, the Guytanic crew project a queer 'n' camp image of homosexuality.
Glass penis fountains, sausages, cheese balls and a fortuitous convoy of bimbos become the bondage-clad butt of every joke.
Adding insult to ill-humoured injury, there is a happy, romantic but, perish the thought, not gay ending. At worst this is offensive viewing and at best a pile of very desperate pants.
Rating: 2 out of 10
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