IS it April 1 all over again? There may indeed be several reasons for closing the smelly, filthy, disgusting underpass which runs from Innox Road to Stallard Street but to close it on the grounds that it might thwart a food terrorist is laughable in the extreme.

Eagle-eyed readers may have noticed that the good old River Biss runs beside the factory.

I therefore demand that it be filled in immediately as a good terrorist may enter the factory via this route, probably cunningly disguised as a big duck. Or maybe we should throw a huge net over the factory in case a terrorist drops in from a parachute.

If I were wishing to enter the factory I would simply put on some amusing headgear, a pair of blue overalls and white wellies and walk in through either of the open entrances in Stallard Street or Station Approach.

STEVE WHITE

Linden Place

Trowbridge