Please give us more of Robbie Hayter’s hilarious reminiscences. I couldn’t stop laughing when I read his story about the sausages because – and this is a real coincidence – I used to like sausages too.

I’ve talked to Robbie a number of times and I just can’t wait until you print the story of the time he had a boiled egg.

I don’t want to give too much away but suffice to say that he couldn’t wear THAT tie again.

Jim Pancy, Nursteed Road, Devizes.